Money Making Schemes

Are there any honest people in Nigeria?

or does the whole of the population work on scamming and pulling a fast one and doing something illegal? Is it a way of life, a culture, in Nigeria to try and make money by whatever means possible, illegally preferably, and scamming poor suckers who don’t know any better – or are there honest Nigerians who are just getting a bad press??????

illegal immigrants SUCK… What’s your opinion?

We give them medical care and things like that, and i think that if they are going to be here illegally, that our welfares should not be available to them…….

Also, they don’t speak english and start taking jobs that someone who was legal would have been able to get more money for…… we will never get that kind of money again……

you go somewhere to get something, like a fast food place or something, and sometimes the person behind the window cant speak english.

why does the US let this happen……?
poor glenn…… you weren’t the brightest crayon in the box were you?
Some of you tree huggers seem to be missing the point……. illegals are not benefitting our society……. they’re hurting it and illegal immigration is a crime…….. don’t they teach that in school anymore?
ozer, they are a deficit……. who cares if they do the hard labor? its PRIVATE labor and our tax dollars are paying for everything else………

oh and if your going to work with customers you need to speak THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE, WHICH IS ENGLISH.
oh and California boy……? i really don’t care that they’re of a different race….. your missing the point…… the point is economy. you should look into that at some point…… our economics are much worse with them here illegally…….
i’m sorry cali boy, but i forgot to tell you that i’m hispanic…….. now what’s your take……?

DRAG RACING IN MA CASE!?

Okay so a detective in his real car sees me and my friend going a lil fast. my friend passes me (illegally) so w.e its all funny. That’s what the cop see’s. Idk how but i guess he took down my license real quickly. and goes to my house i happen to be there and Im leaving so he tells my friend to get out his car (i wasn’t in my car no more). So he goes are you billy i go yes he makes me get out. W.E he accused me of Drag Racing but i seriously we weren’t whats going to happen? we got the criminal charge on us. idk how to handle this never gone through this ticket stuff its a first. Whats going to happen? its a 2 detectives involved actually (both same car). Do you even think there going to show up to the trial?

I know the fine is like 1000 Maximum money 30 day minimum license suspension. But we really didnt drag race just my friend dumb ass passed me showing off. Its B.S that im getting screwed for going like 10 miles per hour over the speed limit. My friend admits he should get something for driving other lane and speeding but not drag racing.

Handy Hints for Troublesome Problems?

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.

Don’t waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper,but you’ll also be getting paid for it.

Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f**king thing in the first place.

Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The morning after, you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.

Don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you’ve taken steroids by running a bit slower.

Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.

Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they’re always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc ‘tastes exactly like the real thing’, they won’t know the difference.

Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you’d no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours,and ask for a nice steak.

High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Heavy smokers. Don’t throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you’ll have enough to insulate your roof.

Nissan Micra drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgems anyway,so it may as well look like one.

A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

Avoid bickering and petty arguments by immediately punching anyone with whom you disagree.

Fool next door into thinking you have more stairs than them by banging your feet twice on each stair.

At supermarket checkouts a Toblerone box makes a handy ‘Next customer Please’ sign for dyslexic shoppers.

Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes’ eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

A next door neighbour’s car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency.

AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to ‘fast wipe’ whenever you leave your car parked illegally. Brilliant!

HOUSEWIVES. I find the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don’t know

I’m 15 and I hate life/not enjoying life?

I’m 15. And I just hate life and I don’t enjoy it. Ever since I got to America (California) in 2003 my parents have been fighting and got a divorce in the summer. I had to stay with my mom, though, first because the judge said so, so that was a horrible month in which I had to put up with her and miss the 1st month of my sophomore year (there goes my grades) still ended up with 2 A’s, 3 B’s and a C, though. Ever since we got here, we have no money. I’m with my dad and my brother now who both work and we moved in the summer (before divorce) and I do have my own room now which is good, I guess. Before I didn’t. And also, I’m here illegally. My brother isn’t but my dad and I am. We came here for 6 months in 2003 and my parents never did anything, you know, like to ask to stay longer or something. So I overstayed and I’m here illegally which is embarrassing as hell. I’m also a chubby kid, not bad looking, but chubby. I have been going to the gym for like a year now but all I did was lift weights and I didn’t run at all, so I’m still chubby. Now I’m trying to run everytime I lift, which is every other day, but I hate that. I hate everything. I’m not enjoying anything, and why should I, my life is crap. I’m poor, I’m chubby and I’m here illegally. All I enjoy is eating fast food and playing World of Warcraft. And you know how they say “Do what makes you happy”, well I can’t do that because how would I end up? I can’t eat fast food and play World of Warcraft all the time. But I just hate going to the gym to run, I do enjoy lifting but I gotta run to lose weight. I also HATE school. It’s boring and stupid. I also have never made out with a girl before. How embarassing is that? I’ve kissed them but I never got lucky and got tongue. So yeah, I hate everything. I’m not enjoying anything. I’ve played 4 sports over 1 year (soccer, hockey, tennis and now basketball) and I still end up fat while some kids do nothing, eat all day and are still skinny. God, why did I have to end up this way? Fat, unconfident, poor and illegal? And to top it off, I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. So when ever I get scared about a test or some homework, I feel uncomfortable and I have to fart/take a dump. It’s unbelievable. My life is complete crap. If I did what makes me happy, though, I would be a total loser (food, WoW). So I do the things that I dont enjoy and I hate it. I might smoke weed but the only good thing about me is that I’m smart and If I smoke weed, I think that will make me dumber. But I just can’t relax ever. I also worry all the time. I know why though, over the last 7 years, my parents have been fighting and I’ve developed that habit of worrying and it just sucks. Nothing can relax me. Also, IBS is horrible. I have to take a dump every time I worry/get scared. I know that life is hard, but goddamn, this is complete BS.