Money Making Schemes

Best ways to make money fast in Oblivion ?

Im having difficulty in making money, all i can think of at the moment is selling things but what else are good ways to make a lot of money?

thanks 🙂

simple ways to make fast money?

i’m saving up for a car, and i need to know some fast ways to make some money. i’m 15.
guys….i’m 15. a job doesn’t work for me ok use your brain how do i get to a job without a car? i need something creative.

Top Ten ways to make money fast and easy.?

I need to find a way to make money fast and easy. So let me hear your top ten ideals to do so. Anything goes, well almost. This is for real.

What are some easy ways to make money fast?

I go to school full time, and and can’t afford child care for my son after he gets out of school so a traditional part time job is out of the question. I am going to start donating plasma, but that will only get me about $100 a month. Are there any other things I could do to get money easily?

I need ways to make money fast and I need some suggestions?

I’m 16 and it’s impossible for me to get a job, I’m not being lazy, I just have no way to get to and from work and the parents don’t want me to. AND i can’t have a garage sale. I need about 200 bucks before the end of the summer rolls around. I need some great ideas on how to make it happen. Any help is appreciated. Thanks

How do i make money online? FAST!?

I’m going into high school next year and i wanted to start saving for personal things like right now a laptop and ipod touch what are some good ways like ebay but i need a good guide for the products i sell thanks

I need to make fast money online, so how do i do it?

I am getting myself into a very small debt. $100 i would say, and for me this is a very tough debt to cover and it will just grow and i will soon be in over my head, and unable to cover anything. I already make tough choices like do i get gas or food, you know things like that. i just need a quick online way to cover this debt. I have nothing wirth selling on ebay or amazon or anything like that and i am a full time student, that also works. I need something i can do quick. Please anyone with any real help let me know I am VERY despereate right now and i don’t know where else to turn.

Where to get 500 cash fast loan online now ?

I havent applayed at the bank yet I applayed at some online fast loans websites and i wasnt able to get any cash because i dont do direct deposit with my job( get my check and deposit it myselfe) I work 50 hours a week and make around 2000 a month, i bank with chase havent asked for loan yet cuse my savings is always low. Where can i try to get !500 quick money. Thank you

Making money online fast and easy!!?

Ok, guy’s I was bored last night and I remembered my mom saying when we were in the car “why don’t you get a job? Your already 15..” Anyway’s so I was thinking about it and said to myself “Since I love using the computer why not find a online job!” So I went on youtube and found some awesome vids on how to work from home using your computer. I’ll put up the link to a video just now. I also looked at google and found this webpage saying how to making $10,000 in a month! Dunno if it’s true or not but just try it out and let others know if it works. Anyways here are the link’s. BTW I already made $10 off of what the video told me to do!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYdd-ePUkEc

http://www.freewebs.com/hungria718/index.htm

Fast and easy way to make money online?

I know that this question has been asked before, but I want to be sure there isn’t some opportunity still yet to be uncovered. I’m really desperate right now and I’m home bound…

If you were my parents, would this persuade you?

btw its just a rough draft! and Im adding a lot more!

Dear Mom and Dad,
As you two know this summer I am going to be the big 1-7. Yep, just one year away from mayhem…. Just kidding about the mayhem. Anyways once I’m 18 I can ‘legally do what ever I want except drink alcohol. But don’t worry you really wont have to worry about any of that stuff, but one thing a plan on doing the summer I’m 18 is spend an entire semester with a program called cross cultural solutions. Cross Cultural solutions of CCS is a program almost identical to the Peace Corps, but instead of joining for a whole 2 years it has programs that only last up to 12 weeks…
This is a very long time away from home and Costa Rica is going to be good practice, but I feel that It is important to know what I’m getting myself into before I make such a huge time commitment… That’s why I’m requesting your consent, or more so, your, ‘approval’ to let me join the CCS for a teen summer program. Their teen programs are for teens aged 15-17 and only last 9-14 days.
In that time frame I would get to truly help the less fortunate… I’m not talking about helping in America. Because in America there are opportunities for every one and aid is available to all Americans. I’m talking about helping others who I feel do not have the resources in Ghana Africa.
After watching Slum dog millionaire I truly feel guilty for having so much. Let’s face it, we all have the capabilities to do so much yet when it comes to helping others everyone quickly makes an excuse…. Sure we donate money, but what too??? An American family that already has the backing of its community? A project that wants to beautify our city? Or funding for an extracurricular activity. The truth is they aren’t in most need of aid. Starving children being sold into slavery who can’t afford food on their backs are!
I have so much, a family, pets, a lake house, a room, all the food I could want, and endless list of luxuries… Its taken me time to realize that I don’t need all of this! Money is not what buys happiness, helping people and doing what you love is. Volunteering at the zoo is what I love and that doesent cost money!
The whole idea of this trip is to become completely submerged in a culture that doesn’t have all of this. I want to see the world from another perspective! I want to help the needy. I want to make a difference with my hands, not our pockets! I feel that this trip would truly help me get a grip on life. And I feel this with all of my heart, mind and soul!
This is not another shanannigans adventure. This is real. This has soul and passion. And above all, it is not about me, Its about being selfless!

HELP!!! Girls especially! What should I do?

I am a Chinese American who came from China years ago. As much as I want to bring my girlfriend to China, I feared of what is going to happen there, for many reasons.
First, Chinese people, men especially, rarely use perfume; while the majority of the people do not have the access of taking a shower daily…So the odor…
Second, China’s air is really polluted. I heard Americans who went there start coughing continuously because of the air, and many got sick.
Third, small towns of China are still not as modern as America, restroom wise…No, many restrooms are not just holes dug in the ground…but the toilet is shaped that way because many never used a toilet seat before and cannot get used to it…
Fourth…Americans need lots of private space… Chinese are just the opposite…especially the old people…cannot comprehend that people need privacy…if a son or daughter has a diary, the parents will read it and tell everyone about it as though nothing is wrong
Fifth…don’t know if Americans really mind…i just got that habit out of me when I moved here…but…When Chinese people eat, they do not have a spoon or chopstick that is used specifically for taking food from the dish to the plate…they use their own chopsticks, the chopsticks that are in their mouth, get food from the dish…sometimes flip around to search for meat…
Sixth…China is still somehow conservative when it comes relations between boyfriends and girlfriends, even for adults…So if me and my girlfriend are traveling/living with relatives in China, we can never get close, not even kiss on the cheek…Go to somewhere private? I bet my life someone is following…making sure i do not do the sinister stuff…
Seventh…if i want to visit my relatives in small town of China…i will have to live with the relatives or it is consider rude…and as i mentioned that they will not have shower at home…so if we want to take shower…we have to go to a commune shower place…donno if you Americans will feel comfortable or not…and would it be weird if my mom goes with her? b/c there is no way i am going to let her there alone, unable communicate, with all kinds of dangers…
Eighth…in China, shopping things are especially long because…well, sellers inflate the price of product 1.5 to 2 times ready to catch careless people…and buyers knew that so they start bargain…and the sellers aware that too so they inflate higher…so it is a norm now for buyers and sellers to bargain and bargain and bargain before they could make a deal…so, would my girlfriend thinks i am cheap b/c i bargain?
Ninth…due to the Chinese government’s determinism of ending prostitution [and only reserve it to the few powerful], no two different gender people who are not related or unmarried can legally live together…including hotel rooms…it is seriously, a law…so to make sure my girlfriend is not alone in a room and unable to communicate to people, the best way is if my mom shares a two bed rooms in a hotel with her…would it be uncomfortable?
Tenth…if Americans see a strange person, a person who dresses or looks different…those who have manners will quickly scan that person then quickly look away so not look rude…For many Chinese…nope, they don’t care, they will stare and stare and stare, and if they get close enough, touch…and my girlfriend is Caucasian… so much to discover…
Eleventh…well, in such a oppressed and poor society as China, people came up strange ways to make money… then someone get the idea that people are generous to homeless little children…so they hire kids of 5-6 years old from villages and go to big cities and pretend they are beggars…and that is a big operation…and some of the kids are trained in really evil ways in asking money…holding leg of the target, for example, is commonly used…and i do not know what should i do in front of my girlfriend except get my money robbed
Twelfth…Many Chinese thinks all Americans are filthy rich…they don’t care about how much we need to spend on necessities each day…all they knew is that our money is 6-7 times as theirs and then they use that amount to compare how much we could buy in their less inflated market… For example, a person earn 36000 RMB in China is like a person earn six figure in America, because the price of goods are lower. So…a person earns 30000 dollars a year, convert in Chinese money, is 210000 RMB, which is enough for a person to live in China like a millionaire in America. They don’t care how much we spend…all they concerned about is we have millions of RMB in deposits…so many will spend our money carelessly b/c they assume we don’t care…like they will use my 50 dollars cologne as much as possible while they have the chance…b/c they think i have plenty…and i will look cheap in front of my girlfriend if i refuse to let them use it…
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So… do you think an American girl can take all this? or should i just

What should I do about my friends wedding registry and the wedding?

My friend lives with her husband whom she legally married about six months ago…They are having the actual ceremony and reception in March and their registry is so lame. She loves to bake and about 60% of the registry is bakeware and baking accessories. I want to get them something that they can both use and the stuff that they have on there that is for both of them is $100+ and right now, I am not making enough money to spend $100 on a wedding gift and keep in mind, I need to get a bridal shower gift, and a bachelorette gift and I am in the wedding and have to pay for a hotel room, my dress, and my shoes. this wedding is costing me more many than it is costing them becusae theri families are paying for it! I feel like she is being so selfish becuase even her registry reflects her selfishness. I feel like she is a little girl playing house. She even told me before that they decided to get married so quickly becuase he makes more money since he is a marine. This to me sounds more like a business deal than a marriage. Im so upset that I have to take part of this free-loader/money grubbing wedding!

My ex keeps lying to me about money, and it’s getting really frustrating?

My ex boyfriend (my son’s father) has been lying to me about money since he left. He keeps telling me he’s ‘broker than broke’ and won’t have enough money to pay for gas to get to and from work. He also just got a new job, and said they won’t pay him until the end of the month.

Well all of these things have turned out to be lies. He lives with his parents so he has absolutely no bills there; even his food is paid for. I was putting our son in his vehicle one day and my son grabbed a piece of paper. I took it away from him and found it was a receipt for a $50 nerf gun. He quickly took the receipt and put it in his pocket. Then I saw all his new cds and this is what he said: “oh well my mom went to those 2 for $10 sales and only bought one for herself each time” yet they were newer cds and I know his mom is careful with her money and doesn’t buy cds anyways.

He hardly ever sees our son. And I’m pretty sure he only does at all because he lives with his parents and they want to see him. It’s disappointing and sad really.

Tonight I was talking to his brother (we’ve remained friends and talk online frequently) and he told me about 2 new xbox games he bought this week. Then also said he makes him go out all the time and is always spending money. And then he told me that my ex got his first pay today.

I’m furious about all the lying about money. I go on Friday to meet with a child support worker. And until things get sorted out legally I plan on remaining quiet about everything and not asking for money or anything. Is this the best way to go about this?

What do you think Drug smugglers from Mexico move into New Mexico town anything to be to alarmed about?

COLUMBUS, N.M. (AP) — This dusty little border town with almost no visible means of support has been seeing something of a boom in the past year: Brand-new Lincoln Navigators and Cadillac Escalades with flashy wheel rims are parked just off the bleak main drag. Homes are selling quickly, sometimes for cash.

The source of this sudden wealth? An influx of Mexican drug smugglers, investigators say.

The smugglers are fleeing the Mexican army’s occupation of the town of Palomas, on the other side of the U.S.-Mexico border fence, and settling in Columbus, where there has been a law enforcement vacuum. The four-man police force in Columbus has turned over seven times in three years because of scandal or apathy.

“We know the names of the people,” said Luna County Sheriff Raymond Cobos, who is based in Deming, 35 miles away. “I know that if I were a person involved in criminal activity, whether it’s drug-related, human smuggling related, I certainly would welcome the absence of police.”

So far, Columbus has been spared any violence, even though the sheriff’s investigators estimate 10 percent of the population of 2,000 may be involved in illegal activity.

“I would say greater,” said resident Robert Odom. “If a person wanted to, they could make a good living in Columbus – not legally, but they can make a lot of money if they are willing to risk going to jail.”

Ranches and farms in the area are the largest legitimate employers, along with the few shops and cafes in town. Officially, the median income is less than $15,000 a year, a sum that is hard to reconcile with the sudden prosperity around town.

“There’s a lot of people who don’t work but have a lot of possessions,” Odom said, adding that he often spots local teens driving fancy new cars. “They have hubcaps that cost more than my truck.”

Real estate agent Martha Skinner, a former Columbus mayor, said she had her best year in 2008, selling about $500,000 in property in town, some to locals, some to Mexican buyers. The median home value in Columbus is about $52,000.

She said she had a few cash transactions where she couldn’t help thinking, “Well, where did they get this money?”

Some residents and local officials say that without the illegal cash, the town might not survive.

Last month, Columbus got a new police chief, Angelo Vega, who said any illegal activity will be met with jail time. “This is a new day for Columbus,” he declared.

In Palomas, the Mexican army took over law enforcement a year ago after the local police force was driven out by the drug dealers.

The Columbus police department has been in disarray too, plagued with unqualified officers and allegations of wrongdoing. One chief was arrested on gun theft charges that were later dropped, and two others were never certified police officers.

Working from a temporary trailer with wood paneling and cracked linoleum floors, Vega may be fighting an uphill battle. Around Columbus, some townspeople don’t see a problem.

“Criminals don’t live here,” said Maria Gutierrez, the 48-year-old owner of the Pancho Villa Cafe, where menus include a wanted poster for the Mexican outlaw whose 1916 raid on the United States took place on this patch of desert. “The problem is in Palomas. It’s serene here. It’s tranquil here.”

It is not clear whether the smugglers are legal or illegal immigrants, but local law enforcement authorities say that’s not their business, it’s the federal government’s. And townspeople don’t seem to care either way.

Odom said he suspects that the crime plaguing much of Mexico – more than 10,700 people have been killed since Mexico’s president cracked down on the drug trade after taking office in 2006 – hasn’t crossed into Columbus because the smugglers living here don’t want to draw any heat from U.S. authorities.

But the sheriff said things could erupt at any time.

“To me it’s kind of like living in proximity to a refinery,” Cobos said. “If you have gasoline fumes that you can’t properly vent, or control, and you have them in a confined space, all you need is a spark.”

i apply in google adsense for earning money but they rejected my application?

i want more money through internet for free any one guide me with perfect details and the use of the particular service please

I’m 15 and I need money. Can I open a paypal account in order to earn money and make purchases online?

I need about $10,000 for my life to be complete…before college anyways. I want to buy a ton of things online like instruments and cds and clothes. I have plans to participate in a summer law program for high school students and volunteering abroad. My parents don’t mind if I do do all of this. They just don’t want to pay for any of it.
My mom won’t let me get a real job, but she said I could write online and make money online through other things. She also said she’ll let me open a pay-pal account. And she’ll even open a separate bank account for me just for my pay-pal stuff just in case it gets frozen or something happens.
But how would I do this? I’ve heard of free checking accounts. Is that what kind of bank account she should open for me? How old do I need to be to do this? Can my mom open a bank account in my name if she gives permission or something or do I have to wait until I’m 18?
And about Pay-pal, do they freeze accounts often? Will I get some sort of card or something that’ll let me make purchases that aren’t over the internet? Am I old enough to even have a Pay-pal account?
I really need to make money! It’s a bit materialistic of me but my parents just don’t want to buy me anything. I know it sounds ungreatful, but they really don’t mind and they’re going to let me do all this. In fact, they seemed kinda proud that I’m taking the initiative to earn money.
Please help. Thanks!!
And if I have to be 18 to get a Paypal, why do some websites suggest sites that pay through paypal for TEENS to make money? I’m sure they mean teens like 15 and 16 year old teens. Can I open it all under my mom’s name and just make and spend the money according to my own will, online at least??

How do I make $$$ with my computer in my free time?

I have free time here and there, and would love to do something through the internet and earn money doing it. Any ideas? And what would I be doing (what is the activity, how long would it take, what would I need to know to be able to do it)? Thanks!
I have a full time job, but I have free time here and there, and would love to do something through the internet and earn money doing it. Any ideas? And what would I be doing (what is the activity, how long would it take, what would I need to know to be able to do it)? Thanks!

why is it that almost all internet surveys are free registration is free but must pay for date base 4 survey?

I was going through diffrent surveys as i am looking for one that is free so that i could earn some money from home as a part time work.Many of the organisations i have attempted will invite you that it is “FREE SURVEY”.As it is attractive ,i will sign up and will be hopping that it will begin to start making some $$.but to my surprise,there is always another window that will pop up.And in this one is asked whether to pay by visa or master card.Pls,is any body fsmiliar in these part time survey business.
I need to ne guided.Thanks

Can anyoe please suggest some work from home jobs plz?

hello,i need some info regarding internet jobs,ppc etc. so that i can earn sum money in ma free time..plz sugest sumthin through which i can get about 25-30 dollars per hour.

How to earn quick money-and not online???

I need quick money, or just money! Besides my job (of course) how else can I make either a quick income, or extra money-(even if it’s just change)? So far I’ve started to collect bottles and recycle. Also, the malls pay me to fill out surveys. Any other ideas?

do anyone have any ideas to earn quick money?

I am trying to visit Japan as soon as possible but the plane tickets are very expensive. So I am trying to earn the money before my son gets too old where I will have to pay full price for him so that will leave me with about four months to come up with $2000. Please can someone help me?

What are good survey sites to earn quick money?

and we need the money fast so we need fast shipping also any ideas?

How to earn quick money for paypal?

I need a site with instant cashout. What I don’t want are sites that require you to do surveys, offer, and games. If you’re going to give a PTC (Paid-To-Click) site, I need one that gives at least half a dollar or more per click. Remember, instant cashout. I just need any site excluding the ones I don’t want that would help you earn like $10 a day. Please answer ASAP. Thank You!
And no article writing websites either!

how can i earn money quick to save my dog?

okay my dog is a bichon frise and she has a hernia and she always bites her tail and her fur is falling off a Little bit and she always bites my blanket because her teeth hurts. and i don’t wanna give her away, i love her too much.Also i tried a fundraiser for like a month and i just got 20$. also her surgery for her hernia cost 1200$. please someone give me advice please.

I am trying to make some money on ebay for University funds but am running out of ideas.?

I used to design jewellery and have put together some jewellery design packs on ebay from my left over beads, tigerwire, headpins, semi precious beads etc in an organza bag, so you have everything to start designing and making your own jewellery. I have sold 4 (£2.50 each) so far but would like some inspiration, any ideas? I also have 85 Ty Beanie Baby Bears but they don’t seem to be very popular anymore so have listed 2 to see if anyone buys them before I list all of them. I am also quite good at drawing life like figures (females particularly) what style do people enjoy most? e.g. expressionism, pop art, still life, abstract etc…? Maybe I could sell some drawings. If anyone has any ideas let me know. Thanks 🙂 Oh and the link for my ebay listing for the jewellery is http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=002&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&viewitem=&item=120125172996&rd=1&rd=1 so you can have a look at let me know what you think as this is the kind of thing I had in mind.

How do i make money off of ebay?

Hi, I need to make money quickly and I was thinking that I could buy and sell on ebay. My idea was to buy something, then sell it for slightly more than i bought it for, then buy something else and sell it for slightly more, etc… etc… Does anyone have any suggestions? Does this seem like a good idea?

Any ideas to make some quick money?

I am behind on some bills and need some quick cash. Please, please, please, no replies for “business opportunities”. Im not good looking enough to be a stripper, and live in a very rural community, no dog walking,babysitting or yard sales, and I dont have anything of value to put on ebay.I have looked into numerous dropshippers, but none are cheap enough to make any money on ebay. I am looking for another part time job, but need to come with something to make about $500 within about 10 days for some bills, not enough time to start a job and wait for a paycheck.

How do you make money on Ebay?

I have been selling on Ebay, I would like to know if it is possible to make profit. I have lost money so far with the listing cost and shipping. Anyone have any suggestions. Ideas? Personal experiences?

Anyone have any ideas on how to make money between paychecks?

IN this economy its hard to make any sort of money between paychecks, no one’s buying on ebay anymore, anyone have any ideas? Locally, internet/ebay or otherwise?

Are there any honest people in Nigeria?

or does the whole of the population work on scamming and pulling a fast one and doing something illegal? Is it a way of life, a culture, in Nigeria to try and make money by whatever means possible, illegally preferably, and scamming poor suckers who don’t know any better – or are there honest Nigerians who are just getting a bad press??????

illegal immigrants SUCK… What’s your opinion?

We give them medical care and things like that, and i think that if they are going to be here illegally, that our welfares should not be available to them…….

Also, they don’t speak english and start taking jobs that someone who was legal would have been able to get more money for…… we will never get that kind of money again……

you go somewhere to get something, like a fast food place or something, and sometimes the person behind the window cant speak english.

why does the US let this happen……?
poor glenn…… you weren’t the brightest crayon in the box were you?
Some of you tree huggers seem to be missing the point……. illegals are not benefitting our society……. they’re hurting it and illegal immigration is a crime…….. don’t they teach that in school anymore?
ozer, they are a deficit……. who cares if they do the hard labor? its PRIVATE labor and our tax dollars are paying for everything else………

oh and if your going to work with customers you need to speak THE NATIONAL LANGUAGE, WHICH IS ENGLISH.
oh and California boy……? i really don’t care that they’re of a different race….. your missing the point…… the point is economy. you should look into that at some point…… our economics are much worse with them here illegally…….
i’m sorry cali boy, but i forgot to tell you that i’m hispanic…….. now what’s your take……?

DRAG RACING IN MA CASE!?

Okay so a detective in his real car sees me and my friend going a lil fast. my friend passes me (illegally) so w.e its all funny. That’s what the cop see’s. Idk how but i guess he took down my license real quickly. and goes to my house i happen to be there and Im leaving so he tells my friend to get out his car (i wasn’t in my car no more). So he goes are you billy i go yes he makes me get out. W.E he accused me of Drag Racing but i seriously we weren’t whats going to happen? we got the criminal charge on us. idk how to handle this never gone through this ticket stuff its a first. Whats going to happen? its a 2 detectives involved actually (both same car). Do you even think there going to show up to the trial?

I know the fine is like 1000 Maximum money 30 day minimum license suspension. But we really didnt drag race just my friend dumb ass passed me showing off. Its B.S that im getting screwed for going like 10 miles per hour over the speed limit. My friend admits he should get something for driving other lane and speeding but not drag racing.

Handy Hints for Troublesome Problems?

Before attempting to remove stubborn stains from a garment, always circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.

Don’t waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.

Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

Always poo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper,but you’ll also be getting paid for it.

Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble at a chocolate bar in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the f**king thing in the first place.

Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The morning after, you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach, then urinating into it, before jumping in.

Don’t buy expensive ‘ribbed’ condoms, just buy an ordinary one and slip a handful of frozen peas inside it before you put it on.

Thicken up runny low-fat yoghurt by stirring in a spoonful of lard.

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

Olympic athletes. Disguise the fact that you’ve taken steroids by running a bit slower.

Smokers. Save on matches and lighters, by simply lighting your next fag from the butt of your last one.

Vegetarians coming to dinner? Simply serve them a nice bit of steak or veal. Since they’re always going on about how tofu, Quorn, meat substitute etc ‘tastes exactly like the real thing’, they won’t know the difference.

Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you’d no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours,and ask for a nice steak.

High blood pressure sufferers. Simply cut yourself and bleed for a while,thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

Heavy smokers. Don’t throw away those filters from the end of your cigarettes. Save them up and within a few years you’ll have enough to insulate your roof.

Nissan Micra drivers. Attach a lighted sparkler to the roof of your car before starting a long journey. You drive the things like dodgems anyway,so it may as well look like one.

A mouse trap placed on top on of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep.

Avoid bickering and petty arguments by immediately punching anyone with whom you disagree.

Fool next door into thinking you have more stairs than them by banging your feet twice on each stair.

At supermarket checkouts a Toblerone box makes a handy ‘Next customer Please’ sign for dyslexic shoppers.

Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the fishes’ eyes bulge and cause them to swim in an amusing manner.

A next door neighbour’s car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency.

AVOID parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to ‘fast wipe’ whenever you leave your car parked illegally. Brilliant!

HOUSEWIVES. I find the best way to get two bottles of washing-up liquid for the price of one is by putting one in your shopping trolley and the other in your coat pocket.

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don’t know

I’m 15 and I hate life/not enjoying life?

I’m 15. And I just hate life and I don’t enjoy it. Ever since I got to America (California) in 2003 my parents have been fighting and got a divorce in the summer. I had to stay with my mom, though, first because the judge said so, so that was a horrible month in which I had to put up with her and miss the 1st month of my sophomore year (there goes my grades) still ended up with 2 A’s, 3 B’s and a C, though. Ever since we got here, we have no money. I’m with my dad and my brother now who both work and we moved in the summer (before divorce) and I do have my own room now which is good, I guess. Before I didn’t. And also, I’m here illegally. My brother isn’t but my dad and I am. We came here for 6 months in 2003 and my parents never did anything, you know, like to ask to stay longer or something. So I overstayed and I’m here illegally which is embarrassing as hell. I’m also a chubby kid, not bad looking, but chubby. I have been going to the gym for like a year now but all I did was lift weights and I didn’t run at all, so I’m still chubby. Now I’m trying to run everytime I lift, which is every other day, but I hate that. I hate everything. I’m not enjoying anything, and why should I, my life is crap. I’m poor, I’m chubby and I’m here illegally. All I enjoy is eating fast food and playing World of Warcraft. And you know how they say “Do what makes you happy”, well I can’t do that because how would I end up? I can’t eat fast food and play World of Warcraft all the time. But I just hate going to the gym to run, I do enjoy lifting but I gotta run to lose weight. I also HATE school. It’s boring and stupid. I also have never made out with a girl before. How embarassing is that? I’ve kissed them but I never got lucky and got tongue. So yeah, I hate everything. I’m not enjoying anything. I’ve played 4 sports over 1 year (soccer, hockey, tennis and now basketball) and I still end up fat while some kids do nothing, eat all day and are still skinny. God, why did I have to end up this way? Fat, unconfident, poor and illegal? And to top it off, I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome. So when ever I get scared about a test or some homework, I feel uncomfortable and I have to fart/take a dump. It’s unbelievable. My life is complete crap. If I did what makes me happy, though, I would be a total loser (food, WoW). So I do the things that I dont enjoy and I hate it. I might smoke weed but the only good thing about me is that I’m smart and If I smoke weed, I think that will make me dumber. But I just can’t relax ever. I also worry all the time. I know why though, over the last 7 years, my parents have been fighting and I’ve developed that habit of worrying and it just sucks. Nothing can relax me. Also, IBS is horrible. I have to take a dump every time I worry/get scared. I know that life is hard, but goddamn, this is complete BS.

What’s the best way to make extra money from home? I’m not expecting millions, maybe an extra 100 per month.

I’m not looking for get-rich quick ideas, maybe something simple or over the internet. I’m looking at spending 2-3 hours per week from home. I am employed full-time, but some extra “pocket money” is what I’m hoping to gain.

Thanks…

I want to be a stay at home mom, but I need money. What is a good way of doing that?

I’ve been job hunting for the past 8 months and its not working for me!! I cant find a job, because I dont meet their needs. These places want you to have open availability and they dont care about your home situations as long as their business is going right. I cant work for them because I’m a single mom of 2 kids. And I dont have people to keep my kids for me. Yes they are in school and day care but thats Monday thru Friday between 7-6pm but most hours offered for a job dont work with my availability. So now I’m stuck!! My kids come first point blank, but I need to make money! I’ve tried some of those make money quick things, but all they’ve done was take my money. So what do I do? If there is any one out here that has any suggestions, please let me know.

Thanx in advance;-)

What is a good way to earn some money at home without it being a scam?

I do NOT want any of those that are ‘get rich quick‘. I am NOT looking to make a few 1,000 dollars a week. I just want to earn about $200 extra a month. I need something that does NOT want money to start with & that does NOT want any or my private information.

Help!!!I Need Money FAST!!! Does anyone know of a LEGIT work-at-home jobs?? HELP!!!!?

HELP I NEED MONEY!!! I need a work-at–home job quick or just any way that you know of that i could make money off of fast. I if you know of any that you dont have to pay any money for than that would help alot!! I would actually perfer ones that you aint gotta pay nothing for.Thanks!

Making Money Online While I Work At Home?

I’m getting so frustrated trying to make money online. Is there any way to really work at home? I have looked all over and it seems like making money online is only a rumor. Can anyone with real experience point me in the right direction? I don’t need to get rich quick I just need to make extra money in my spare time. I’m a college student with a busy schedule.

Can someone help me earn a little money on ebay or any way online?

I am a college student and as most people know, students do not have much money. Let me put this out there first, I AM NOT TRYING TO FIND A GET RICH QUICK SCHEME. I am simply looking for a way to earn a little extra money to save up to pay my school debt. I currently have a job so please do not just tell me to go get a job. I was wondering about ebay. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to make money using ebay? I am very interested in any type of sport especially golf and I thought about trying to sell golf items on ebay but I am really not sure how to get started. I do not want to just limit myself to just sports or just ebay though but it was an idea I had. Has anyone else had success making a little extra money on ebay? Any advice is appreciated.

Is there a way to make money over the internet?

Okay, I’m not just some lazy bum looking for a “get rich quick” scheme. I’m a full time college student and I’m having a horrible time finding a job. The city I live in has one of the highest unemployment rates and I literally have filled out hundreds of applications with no avail. I can’t seem to find a job that fits with my school schedule either and I really need some extra money.

Is there a legitimate way to make money over the internet? I’ve heard about people making money through putting advertisements on their websites and generating lots of traffic – but how does one get into that? I really just want to know what the best way to make money is? Does anyone have success stories? REAL ONES, not scams.

how can i make money while in college?

i am a freshman university student who is taking a heavy course load. i currently have a job, but they are evil bloodsucking vampires and want to work me every second i am not in class. this does not bode well, because i have no time for homework, studies, friends, family and lover. i have seen many “work from home” sites (eg: surveys, mystery shoppers, from home customer support) and have signed up for a great many of them.
9 times out of 10 the places ask me to pay them up front a large sum that i cannot afford (most of those are pyramid schemes i think) or they just give me pennies on the dollar for a half hours work.
i wanted to know if there was any of these sites that is REAL and actually pays a decent wage. or any other suggestions for ways to make money in college without having to work all night after school.
also, my expenses each month total about 550 dollars, so around 600 a month is what im looking to earn

How to make money from my dorm room?

I am a 20 year old college student living in a dorm. I am trying to find a convenient part time job. I go to school in a small town so there aren’t many opening for jobs and on campus jobs are all taken. I have heard of people making a large income from various jobs online but I have no idea where to begin. I am looking for something flexible with respect to hours. I know there are a lot of “get rich quick” schemes and I don’t want to get sucked into that trap. I also don’t feel comfortable paying a fee to get a job (that just doesn’t make sense to me). Is there even anything out there that would fit this situation? If so where do I find it?

can the Nobel prize for economics really be unbiased given that it’s sponsored by Sveriges Riksbank?

Isn’t it a case of awarding a prize to whoever tells Sveriges Riksbank what they want to hear?

Is the Nobel prize for economics really just to give a veneer of academic credibility to the latest scheme for making money out of thin air?

Why are so many Nobel prizes for economics awarded to the Chicago School of Economics?

Why are so many Nobel prizes for economics awarded to American institutions?

How did the financial products and equations created by these “geniuses”
lead to the US and the UK becoming bankrupt? (the US is bankrupt according to the IMF)

Why were Nobel prizes handed out to these men who have managed to collapse our economy?

Is it thanks to Myron S. Scholes that the US is bankrupt?

“for a new method to determine the value of derivatives” – http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/economics/laureates/1997/scholes.html

is it thanks to Robert C. Merton that students are drowning in debt?

“financial instruments, such as mortgages and student loans” –
http://nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/economics/laureates/1997/merton.html

Did any of these prize winning economists factor in collusion between governments and banks?

Did any of these prize winning economists factor in massive organised financial crime in government and banks? Refuse to investigate. Refuse to find. Refuse to prosecute. Refuse to jail!
Let’s face it, economics is more of a faith based religion than a science!
0bama: Making Whites Pay: I don’t know whose name is more ridiculous, mine or yours?!?

Great Fundraising Ideas?

My lacrosse team just started our bank account, so essentially, we have little funding. I am going to be a senior this year and looking to step up and be captain, I’m going to need to plan some great fundraisers to raise money for team items and new equipment. So in general, I want something we can make fast goooooood money from. Something not to difficult processwise. Any ideas or experiences had would be appreciated!!! =] Pleaseee

What is a good fundraiser for a class of 20 wanting to go on a class trip?

Our geometry class is wanting to go to a math and science day at Kings Island, but since it is only our class, we are not allowed to use the school’s money. We need a fast and easy way to make enough money.

What is an easier and fast way to fund raise?

Okay, so my cheerleading squad is going to state competition this year and we’re fundraising money to stay at a hotel the night before. The fundraiser consists of a card that a person needs to scratch off two stars with a certain amount of money they need to donate from .75-3.00(similar to scraching for a lotery ticket). What I need help with is what to give people back for their donation. Something that would make them want to donate. Please help I only have 2 weeks to sell and its worth $250.00. Thanx.

Easy fundraiser?

hi, i really need help to make some money and fast. i need to make $400 really soon and $5700 by close to March ish. any suggestions for easy fund raising and money making? thanks
the reason i need to much is that i was nominated to be a US student ambassador and i would travel to Ireland, Wales, England, France, Belgium, Holland, and the Netherlands during the next summer for about a month. it costs about $6295. well thanks again.

What is the best breakfast fast food to sell on campus of a high school as a fundraiser?

As a fundraiser, my organization wants to sell fast food on campus; however, we are surrounded by Taco Bell, McDonalds, Burger King, Shipleys, Taco Stand, etc. So, we need to sell something far away from the campus, considering that we will be selling the same item for a higher price.

Two of the options we came up with were Chik-Fil-A and Sonic. Chik-Fil-A has breakfast sandwiches that sell for $2 and something, so we would sell it for $3. We think that would be too expensive. Sonic doesn’t really have anything that students couldn’t get elsewhere.

Do you have any ideas? Remember, we want to make money, so the product has to sell at a not so expensive price. (By the way, we have to compete with FREE breakfast given on campus as well.)
Ms. Kitty, thanks but we won’t make money that way. The taco stand sells the same and is only a block or so away. Shipley’s is a bit further, but people will still choose to walk than pay more (tried and failed by another organization).